I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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