Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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