was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Be still, my beating vagina.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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