I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
