Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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