i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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