Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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