Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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