I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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