dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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