I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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