You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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