Only a mothe r could love this liver
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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