I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i think my cat just said my name.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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