Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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