would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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