You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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