He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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