hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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