Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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