So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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