I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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