You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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