And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You can't just leave with hair like that
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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