sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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