Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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