Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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