i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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