: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I looked at my own cervix.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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