you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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