Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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