I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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