id be glad to
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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