I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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