come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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