We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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