I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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