Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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