I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
wanna go halves on a baby?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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