my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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