i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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