Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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