When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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