oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
smell my finger.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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