STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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