I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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