Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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