so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my sisters under your porch take her home
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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