I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just high enough for therapy.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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