you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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