We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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