i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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