Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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