How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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