brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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