DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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