Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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