The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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