i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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