When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I need to calm my uterus...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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